6.14.2006

And I Just Thought He Was Slow...


I bought this poster today. I've seen the photo before online, and was surprised to find it in poster form. =] Passionate, no? I love it.

So here's a fun little story: I was at the book store today and this guy comes up to me and asks what is written on my shirt. I told him what it said (The female of the species is more deadly than the male) and he kind of laughed, asking "Is that a threat?" I said, "No, just a little knowledge." I proceeded to look at an Audrey Hepburn book, and he kept talking to me. He got a bit annoying, but I was trying to be polite. He quoted Woody Allen, saying something about how he thought I was pretty. He said that he saw a pretty lady and had to come up and say hello. Sensing that I was beginning to get annoyed by him, he said "I hope you have a good day." I said, "I'll try." Then he quoted Yoda, saying something like "You can't try, you can only do." He said it in a yoda voice, too..... it's a book store.....he was loud. Anywho, I didn't say anything after that (I didn't want him to start quoting anyone else).

After he walked away, a couple came up to me and the woman told me that he was a registered sex offender. WTF? She said that she saw him in the newspaper, and that she was going to go up to me and tell me while he was there, but she didn't want to draw any attention or embarrass me. She just wanted me to know for my sake, and in case I had any kids around the store. I ran into the guy again in another aisle. I made sure not to talk to him at all. What a weirdo. So that little incident made me uncomfortable for a while...

Yeah, just thought I'd share.

Have a sexy day.

5 Comments:

At 14/6/06 18:04, Blogger Matt said...

nothing exciting like that ever happens to me

 
At 14/6/06 18:50, Blogger mistress jolly said...

fucking perverts suck...unless of course it is a welcome and consensual perversion in the privacy of one's own boudoir...if you see him again anywhere let me know and I'll kill him for free for you hon...usually I charge a dollar to kill sex offenders but I like you so...

 
At 14/6/06 19:43, Blogger Jaime said...

hmmm... your story beats my story.

 
At 15/6/06 08:10, Blogger Shaun said...

It wasn't me, I swear.

Hmm, so he is a sexual predator and, he misquoted Yoda. He lost two points with me.

 
At 15/6/06 14:36, Blogger Kelly said...

Creepy.

Makes you wonder how many people you run into through the course of a day are actually sex offenders/hookers/murderers/republicans...

 

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