Super Idea!

I was talking to Jaime the other day and she said that she got lost driving home one day because of all the fog. I think they should come up with an invention that can make one benefit from fog. Cars should have like.... what are they called? I forgot. Like the jets have, the damned propellers. So yeah, it can suck up the fog and blow it out it's ass. That way, not only will you lose the fog, but you'll gain speed in the process!

Or you can just put a giant fan in front of the car, but you might find yourself back where you started that way.

Another one of my brilliant ideas: I get annoyed with the cell phone holsters. They make the phone too bulky. It's annoying when I don't want to carry my purse, but have no place for my phone. This is where my belt idea comes in. They should have belt buckles that have a space for cell phones! Yep, you can customize your buckle with the word "PIMP" or "#1 Gangsta" or stuff like that. Doesn't that sound awesome?!

I should totally patent these ideas.




There is a fortune taped onto my computer. It says:

"Happiness is a state of mind. It is always available at bargain prices."


Bye, now.