Accept, Expect, and DEMAND
I got a parking ticket yesterday. :( It was right outside my apartment, too. I forgot that I wasn't supposed to park there between 2 and 4pm, so I got a $35 fine. Yay.
On the plus side, I got my tax return. :) Time for my tat! And I'm going to buy an A/C for my car. Summer here gets brutal, and I'm not going to spend it in a hot car. Oh, and I have to pay off a bill, too. Stupid money.
I went to the beach last night. I can't stress how much I love the beach. I can just sit there and enjoy the sound of the waves, and feel the texture of the sand. It's different than going in the day time, in the summer, when there are lots of people around. Night time is the best, or when it's cloudy because there aren't tons of people around screaming and tanning. The ocean is magnificent.
Give me a haiku. Here's another one:
I'm syphilis free!
So domo arigato,
Mr. Roboto
Later!

21 Comments:
Look! There is someone
Hiding underneath my desk
Oh wait, it is me.
It was really gross
You put my foot in your mouth
What is wrong with you.
I cannot believe
you're posting about Patty's
secret foot fetish
I guess it's not a secret anymore =O
She is full of shit
Talks the talk, but mostly glib
Jaime, go to sleep
;)
Your haiku's are great,
There's nothing for me to state,
I might be too late.
Oh and btw, when have you ever seen a person scream at the beach? I'd like to see that.
"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That's not a haiku,
it isn't long enough, dear.
Good thing you have friends.
On the contrary
You are just in time, my dear
Fashionably late
Next time we go to the beach, I will scream, and prove my point while doing so.
Pinche Eleonor
Vas a ver cuando duermas
Saldra el cucuy
Vas a ver, Patti,
Va a ir la llorona,
Y te va comer.
lol ;)
El paletero;
Chicharrones, raspados
Dos por un dolar
Paletero, ven!
Por que no me escuchas?
Me dejas triste.
Pues, sedúzcalo
Levanta la falda y
Vendrá corriendo
:O
WTF.
*rolls eyes*
So, this is what the translator tells me:
Damned little Eleonor You are going to see when you sleep Saldra cucuy
You are going to see, Patti, It is going to go the weeping one, and it goes to you to eat.
The paletero; Chicharrones, scraped Two by a dollar
Paletero, sees! So that you do not listen to me? You leave me sad.
Then, sedúzcalo Levanta the skirt and Will come running
hahaa ha!
Poor little Kelly
Perhaps something in Français
La vodka est bonne
;)
It seems to me
You all should be working now
You bunch of slackers
You are just jealous
Like everyone else in here
You wish you were us
;)
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