What-eva! I do what I want!

It's Mia's birthday tomorrow... er maybe today, depending on when you read this (She was tired in this picture). She's two years old. Yay for her. I bought her a shirt that says "Moco Sandwiches; 50¢." I also got her an inflatable jumper. She should like that. It's hard picking things out for her. She has everything already! Spoiled brat.... I say that with love.

I've had an annoying cough for over a week now! Guys....... I...... I think I'm dying. If I do, I want you guys to quickly come to my house, take me to Vegas, and prop me up somewhere to take a photo with you all. My eyes will probably be crossed, and my tongue might be sticking out already, so no troubles there. Oh, and no funny business! Then dump by body in the water at TI. :)

Hasta luego.

Happy birthday, Gordis! Tia loves you!!

Forget Safety. Live Where You Fear To Live.

It looks like I probably won't be making the trip out east this year. It just can't happen. Not soon, anyway. I really want to go...

I might take a trip to Laughlin, Nevada with my cousins this September (holiday weekend). I asked Kian and Sam to find out exactly when they're going. That way, I can make arrangements at work to accommodate their schedule. If they don't get back to me in time, then I probably won't be going there, either.


I'm starting to think about moving out again. I would LOVE to live away from home again. It didn't turn out too wonderfully the last time, but it was fun while it lasted. Still, I just can't do that right now. Money, work, family... it'll be too hard. Maybe next year. I don't know.



Now something for you guys to comment on...


Clicking Here Will Open A New Window

♠ "I Love My Suit!" ♣

So Jaime is being a punk and is trying to convince me to go to Ohio. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo! Let's go watch corn grow!! Haha, JK Jaime. Don't get all butt-hurt. Anyway, I would love to go over there, because then it'd be easier for all of us (if Lukey wants to join us) to hang out. UNFORTUNATELY, Ellie and I don't have the cash for that. All of my money is going to pay those fucking hospital bills (pinches rateros). I don't know how long it will take me to pay that off. So no, I didn't lie when I said I could afford it. I was able to afford it at the time, but now I have more expenses and I don't know when I'll be able to go. It might not be in September. I probably won't be able to go until like... November or something, and I sure as hell ain't going over there at that time of the year. I get cold enough here as it is! But yeah... so if I had the money, I'd totally go. But I don't, so I won't.

Who's up for Vegas?!

Look, I made a picture of us all hanging out!


See? There's Lukey being the super cool chick that she is! (She's happy to be in America)


Shaun being a dork.

Matt acting too cool for skool.

Andy, you blinked.

Ellie with her pretty hair.

And me being tall.



Sorry for giving everyone shit hair... except for Ellie. Jaime, I gave you a hand because I'm tired of you hiding them.


See? This could be us!

Say You'd Rather Have A Chainsaw Shoved Up Your Ass!

I saw My Super Ex-Girlfriend twice this weekend: once with Ellie, and again with my cousins (see Sam's blog). Jenny Johnson (Uma Thurman) was a fun character. She was pretty and lovable, but neurotic and a bit scary... definitely intimidating.

I love her as a brunette. Definitely sexier as a brunette.











There was one part in the movie where she and her boyfriend are flying (very high up) and they start making love... then, they just start PLUMMETING to the ground! It was so hot! I loved it. =]




I still don't know what I want to do with my vacation days. I hate this. There's so much I want to do. I'll have to talk to some people. If I go visit any of you, do you honestly think you'd be able to stand a whole weekend with this?

Wow... we've been having crazy weather. Rain, thunder, lightning, and in 105 degree weather. Lightning hit one of the Joshua trees up here in the desert. So far, it's ignited about 1,000 acres. Crazy fucking weather. I know they say there is no such thing as earthquake weather, but... well, I'll let you guys know. In the meanwhile, this fucking weather is taking a toll on California (southern, anyway). There have been so many blackouts, now I can't get into myspace! Ah, well. I'll have to cope until tomorrow.

Hasta luego. ;]

If You're Blind, Read My Blog

I have two and a half vacation days and I can't decide when to use them. I could have a four-day weekend in December to relax for my birthday, but.... well it's December. What fun can I have in that cold weather? I can't take Thanksgiving or Christmas time off because my co-workers beat me to it. I was thinking of maybe Halloween and Nov. 1st off, but those are a Tuesday and Wednesday. Can't really go out and do much those days. I was also thinking of just taking a long weekend in September, from the 1st to the 5th, and go visit another state... or maybe even Mexico (but probably not Mexico). I mean, I could afford it now, but I don't know... Any ideas?

I hate planning things this far in advance. I don't know what I'll want to do, or what will be going on three months from now. Hell, I can't usually plan things more than two weeks from now. Oh, well. We'll see.

As for the answers to the brain teasers; I was going to include them in the same blog yesterday, but that would make it too easy for you guys... er, for you Barbie. Anyway, I'll give you the answers next time I blog. They're not too hard, I figured you'd get most of them anyway.







I can't wait to watch My Super
Ex-Girlfriend! I love Uma! =]












...Speaking of Uma, I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille......

Think Hard

I was going to write something totally intersting, but then I forgot. So nevermind. I'll save it for another time (if I ever remember it).

Not much to report. Ellie and I went to see Last Comic Standing last... Saturday. It was fun. The line was long, and there were a couple of people who were trying to cut in front of us (I set them straight), but it was still cool. I like Ty. He's funny.... that was the first time I've watched the show... or this season, at least.

I plan to watch Superman (in 3D) and My Super Exgirlfriend this weekend. Can't wait!

For those of you who are bored at work *coughBARBIEKELLYcough*, here are some brain-teasers (click image to open in new window):

They're pretty simple. A couple are retarded, but meh.

I don't really have anything else to talk about... I'm tired. I'm going to bed..... in a few hours. =P

Bye.

I Love You

Sorry, Sam. I was going to post an awesome slideshow here, but it got too complicated/ I got too lazy. Instead, I give you this:

Te quiero un chingo, chili bean. :)

Dragonfly--$10

Okay, details...

It was a good show. Ellie and I got there around 9:30-ish. There weren't many people there. About a half hour later or so (?) Stefy went up to perform:




















They were pretty good, in my opinion. I don't remember the names of any of their songs, except "Chelsea" (now playing) and I think "Sixteen" or "Seventeen" or some other number. They were good performers, too. I loved that the lead singer (I'm guessing her name is Stefy, I don't know) had tattoos on her legs:

Cool, no? But Aimee told me that they were probably just stockings. Bummer. Cool, nonetheless. I want those.

After Steffy, another band performed:

I don't remember what their name was, but there were "K's" everywhere... maybe they were called The Kellys! :P I don't know. The girl's shirt said "Barbie," so that is my name for her.... and now for Kelly, too. Anyway, Ellie and I didn't think too much of them. We went out to the patio. This is our "sexy" photo:

I made her do that. ;P Then this guy from a band sat with us. He basically followed us around all night. His name is Bobby, and he's the lead singer of the band called Fit of Pique:

He had a weird fascination with Dr. Phil....... anywho. After the Kelly's, theSTART was going to perform.

The first thing Ellie and I noticed was her dress. A bit familiar?

Aimee was pretty drunk by the time they got on stage, and had another Naughty Redhead on stage.

They played a lot of new songs as well as old favorites. They aren't going to be touring much because they're trying to finish up their new album. Should be great! =]

They finished their set around... midnight? Unfortunately, Ellie and I both had to work the next day (and I had to drive approximately an hour and a half to get home) so we only stayed about half an hour after the show:

This picture looks weird because it looks like I'm swooning. It was kind of loud inside, so I put my hands up to my mouth so that he can hear me........ or maybe I was just excited that HE was talking to me! =O

He disappeared after that photo...

Okay, I think that's enough photos, don't you? Here are some videos (they open in new windows):



Death Via Satellite


Christian, Christian (1)


Christian, Christian (2)


Chit Chat

Favorite moment:

Aimee-- "I just threw up in my mouth"

Audience-- "Eww!"

Aimee-- "It's okay, I swallowed it."

Audience-- "Wooooo!"

Me-- "That's sexy!"


And there you have it, folks. Bada-bing, bada-boom.

Oh, and Barbie? The band says "hi."

Latez.